I want to try that sometime
That at least deserves some credit
I’m sure the kids think it’s fun
When you accidentally start something amazing
A quick test to confirm your nerd status (or not)
Wait, who did invent knock knock jokes?
Which one do you think is the funniest? The no bell prize made me laugh a disproportionate amount, but the comic of the science teacher setting up Newton’s Cradle is clever too. And of course there’s the elephant on the ramp! It’s hard to choose. Agh fine, I’m going with the elephant. (You would think I would create questions that were easy for me to answer.)
Here’s some science facts to make up for the one you didn’t get. Clams have feet. Jawless hagfish bore into the sides of dead animals, tie themselves in knots for leverage, and eat the carcass from the inside out. (That was plagiarized off a sign from a science museum by the way. Well, I guess it’s not plagiarism anymore since I told you. Now it’s just plain ol’ copying.) What are you learning in science (if you’re a student) right now? We just finished genetics. I wrote an article about color blindness and made my dad take a test for it. I took it too afterwards, and it’s actually pretty fun to do even if there’s nothing wrong with your eyes.
Some more funny stuff: texts from my dad